squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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squirtin' like a country goose by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

squirtin' screamer

Do I really need to define this? Those who scream while squirting. Whilst engaging a lady sexually, upon climax the female expels a burst of fluids accompanied by a series of ear piercing screams.

"My initial presumption was incorrect as the timid young lady I met at the library turned out to be a squirtin' screamer. We totally plowed!"

squirtin' screamer by pepe silvia January 9, 2010

Squirtin Piss 

Phrase used to describe flirting with a member of the opposite sex; usually enjoyed around casual conversation.

Robert: I seen you talking to Jenny at the bar last night, are you guys hookin up or what?

Matt: Nah, I was just squirtin piss at that beeyatch.

Squirtin Piss by Robert Azure January 2, 2009

Squirtin' n fartin' 

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

Squirtin' n fartin' by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021

hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006

hurtin' for a squirtin 

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

hurtin' for a squirtin by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

Gerber Squirtin' 

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

Gerber Squirtin' by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010