Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?
Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.
Dude,you squat to piss.
Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.
Dude,you squat to piss.
by Indian Larry March 20, 2010
When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping
Sarah: Wtf?!
Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise
Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!
Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise
Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!
by Alezf March 12, 2021