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when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.
i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?
by fecal mathers August 06, 2011

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