squirister 

Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)

1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."

This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.

squirister by JAshton August 7, 2006

squadcest 

to have sexual intercourse or make out with a member of your squad

Monica and Chandler from Friends totally committed squadcest in London

squadcest by pepperoninips November 23, 2014

squadisimo 

The sound that is said by a person who striking another person with spaghetti at a high speed.

"Squadisimo!" he yelled as he slapped him with his spaghetti.

squadisimo by Axel Tension June 25, 2021

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

squadriplegic

The act of being void of having a squad or a "crew"

Taylor swift has her " squad". This leaves me as crewless or squadriplegic.

squadriplegic by Slightlystill December 7, 2015

Squadstitution 

A set of agreed upon rules for your squad that can be amended. Similar to the bro code but can include non-bros and is individual per each squad.

Cam: Michael is hereby kicked from the squad.
Michael: According to Squadstitution article 8 section 4, I can reinstate myself to the squad because of my position as a meme admin.

Squadstitution by Webb_of_Lies September 21, 2017

Squaritis 

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

Squaritis by itis1519 March 2, 2018