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Omaha Anus Shatterer 

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
Omaha Anus Shatterer by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010

Suttered 

To have a mastermind plot foiled by clerical error
He got Suttered
Suttered by NinthandPassyunk February 23, 2018

Smutterer 

One who writes smut. (Erotica)

Related:
Smuttered (have written smut)
Smutterific (incredibly well written smut)
Smutttering (the act of writing smut)
After penning several very sexual short stories, my friends referred to me as the most prolific smutterer they'd known.
Smutterer by Pragmatic Romantic August 17, 2009

sputtered 

Explosive sounds typically when heated
The Engine sputtered then stopped
sputtered by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

Pirate Sputter 

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.
'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'
Pirate Sputter by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

scuttered 

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.
I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.
scuttered by Blood January 7, 2005