Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to
single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your
anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the
anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th
south of Q, and let me tell you, that
Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.