sputnik

The first of its kind and harbinger. A telltale event.

I was late to go through puberty and was a junior in high school when my first sputnik got airborne.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.

by dfmurban October 21, 2013

sputnik

"A word that means cum ,or semen . Sputnik was a Soviet satellite that came out of the "rocket" on October 4, 1957, 7:28 PM and this feat encouraged the U.S. to build a rocket as well starting the "space race". On January 31, 1958, the U.S. launched the Explorer 1 into outer space. Think of Explorer 1 and Sputnik as sperm racing towards the female's egg, therefore space race." - A guy in 805

Example 1
Girl 1: What did you guys do last night
Girl 2: He got all of his sputnik on my face!

Example 2
Man 1: I sputnikked all over her face last night!

by ahjiba May 27, 2017

sputnik

A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.

Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.

by allan_greenspan February 2, 2008

sputnik

soviet spaceship!

Stalin: we should go to space
JFK: ok
Stalin: *goes to space using Sputnik*

by ePogYT March 6, 2021

sputnik

A woman who's like... eight months pregnant but still has slender arms and legs, specifically when she's bent over.

Man 1: I can't deal with having sex with my pregnant wife.
Man 2: Dude you gotta get after that sputnik from behind.

by anon11231 May 28, 2010

sputnik

a racist word for a korean,chinese,or japanese person.

wow look at that sputnik over there he is so gay

by a fuffy camel May 22, 2009

sputnik

A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.

Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.

by allan_greenspan February 2, 2008