a person who is from the area of central Asia known as spunkatronia, here there is no water supply, thus the men of the towns gather together once a month to ejaculate in a reservoir therefore provides liquid for the population of spunkatronia, used for drinking, watering plants and showering, this causes mass pregnancy and increases the spread of S.T.D's.
"come to spunkatronia, its a fun day out for all the family"
"dude why does she have 13 kids and a cough?" : she must be a spunkatronian"
"for my gap year i spent a 6 weeks on a spiritual vacation jackin it with the spunkatronians"