ass spulunker 

some one who fingers an ass

Jack is an ass spulunker.

ass spulunker by shadow_wrayth May 6, 2006

vulva spelunker 

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.

Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!

splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

Rectal Spelunker by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

splankers 

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

splankers by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

ass spelunker 

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

ass spelunker by Anonymous August 1, 2003