n. One who has an unusually large affection towards potatos, at times sexual in nature, especially mashed or potatoe salad. Symptoms include inability to control thoughts when spuds are in the room, excessive salavation, and willingness to transport spuds across county or state lines at any costs...
NIkki, a registered spudophile, becomes quite excited at the mere mention of left over potato salad.
by Alicia & Michelle September 10, 2007