Spudism
Spudism by Inspector hector June 30, 2017
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Spudism
A potato based proto-religion phonetically based upon Buddhism but not requiring that its followers (spudists) attain a high level of spiritual enlightenment.
Followers are frequently one of the following:
1. They are very fond of potatoes
2. They are undergoing a potato only diet.
3. They wish to express their dislike of religion by affirming their allegiance a goofy sounding faith. Such a stance is reinforced by attitudes of christian religious leaders who had, in past centuries, denounced the potato because it wasn't mentioned in their holy books.
A Spudist is also a derogatory term for religious Irish people.
A Spudist may also refer to someone that eats too many chips/fries/crisps
Followers are frequently one of the following:
1. They are very fond of potatoes
2. They are undergoing a potato only diet.
3. They wish to express their dislike of religion by affirming their allegiance a goofy sounding faith. Such a stance is reinforced by attitudes of christian religious leaders who had, in past centuries, denounced the potato because it wasn't mentioned in their holy books.
A Spudist is also a derogatory term for religious Irish people.
A Spudist may also refer to someone that eats too many chips/fries/crisps
Spuddism
Formed in 2018 by three young masterminds, the religion 'Spuddism' is a new religion inspired by the sacred, late and great $ dogg. this is a teacher and he is a very well known gentlemen, with his kind hearted humour we follow him. we must live our lives by his core values. we must drink 4 cups of teas followed by 5 cups of coffee every day no matter what. we must abide by not using any form of communication with the female gender under any circumstance what so ever. when joining this 'family' you are granted with a ferarri and a complimentary virgin for life mug. another wonderful addition in being a Spuddist is you are strictly to only wear one outfit everyday of the week. by being a Spuddist is that it is compulsary to live 'Top Bloke Style', this means you must live life being the best bloke possible in every aspect possible. if you want to join you must surpass a 23 questionare and you must score a perfect 23/23 and if you do not manage to do so, you will live the rest of your life in the shadows of a Spuddist.
Spuddism by Nedly Pinkington October 25, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable