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Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.
-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.
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Spring Snow 

1) When someone gives up masterbating for lent, as soon as Easter hits...its like a snow storm of cum.

2) Someone masterbates for so long that there penis starts to chafe so badly that skin flakes fall off. Spring snow is the act of accuratley shedding the skin in your dads mouth after you knock out his memory with roofies.
Hey dad, I think you have dry lips...

No son its just skin flakes from a Spring Snow
Spring Snow by NABB1DP June 4, 2011

Springtown 

Springtown texas, a small town but yet elligable to read on a map. Springtown has not much features but is a great place for a small home if your looking for one. They may seem like hillbillies but there just like you, doing anything possible to get the job done. The ladies here are either well conservitive and well manored or very openly rude and disrespectful or lost.The gentlemen are worse they have little to no respect for themselves nor the woman. There is a strong fuse of marijuana here but the people who are using it are just trying to get away. There is nothing wrong with that. They are not harvard or Princeton but they do the most. However there is students there willing to work and train hard enough just to leave the enclosed town.
I appreciate what springtown high school has to offer.
Springtown by Eatshit25 May 14, 2018

springston 

A small strip of road out in the wop wops, populated mainly by sheep and bogans, claiming to be a town. Springston would be the most pathetic place ever if it weren't for all the amazing people that live there.
Only a select few, very awesome people even know Springston exists. That is how remote it is.
I live in springston

Spring...where?
You know, with all the sheep!
Oh, that hole.
springston by aline_je_t'aime November 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026