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Sportster 

All-time best street bike ever built. Introduced by Harley Davidson in 1957 to combat the invading British Triumphs, Nortons and BSAs on the track and on the street. The best selling middleweight motorcycle in history.

Unique among Harleys, the Sportster engine and transmission are in one case, whereas the so-called Big Twins have a seperate transmission case. Pre 1986 Sportsters featured iron heads and are called (DUH!) Ironheads. '86 to present are the next generation Evolution, or Evo, Sportster and feature alloy heads and a 5-speed transmission. The most recent models feature rubber-mounted engines.

Sportster-based motorcycles have dominated flat-track racing since the late 1960s. Many early choppers and customs were built from Sportsters, as well as land speed record bikes.

Calling a Sportster a "girl's bike" or "Shortster" may result in a visit to a dentist.
Lots of Yuppie Softail wankers ignore the fact an 883 Sportster makes almost as many horses as their Evo Big Twin, but the Sporty is two hundred pounds lighter. No contest, Sportsters kick ass!
Sportster by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006
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Sportster Knee 

An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.
Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!

Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.
Sportster Knee by Ironheader August 17, 2009

indie sportster 

Pretty much an indie hipster who enjoys outdoor sports. They still have the style and the attitude but they wake up on Saturday mornings to go biking or hiking or kayaking...

Natives are usually in San Francisco or Seattle - rarely see them in New York.
"Terence is such an indie sportster - with those ironic sideburns and that hunger for the wilderness"
indie sportster by Tumansky March 23, 2008

Facebook Sportscaster

n; That person that uses their Facebook status to give by play by play of whatever sporting event they are watching.

v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.
On Sunday, during football season, Facebook is full of Facebook Sportscasters that keep updating us on how their team is doing.

Shoutcaster 

Live commentaries, normally of video games such as Starcraft 2. Normally requires A LOT OF SHOUTING. Hence the name....derp
Totalbiscuit, Day 9, and Huskystarcraft are all shoutcasters
Shoutcaster by The Laddergoat October 22, 2011

sportasteph

A combination of two characters from lazytown- Sportacus (played by Magnus Sheving) and Stephanie (played by Julianna Mauriello). Sportacus being the hero (all in blue) and stephanie (eveyrthing that she owns in pink).

1.Sportasteph is the name stephanie takes on when she becomes a superhero in the episode "LazyTown's new Superhero". She basically becomes a pink, girl sportacus (who happens to be old enough to be his daughter, too).

2. A video on youtube showing a romance between Sportacus and Stephanie from lazytown,usually to a love song.
Stephanie(in a pink Sportacus outfit): Watch out LazyTown, here's SportaStephanie!
sportasteph by Kenzyy January 18, 2009

Sportster 

A motorcycle built specifically for a woman’s needs.
Martha rode her Sportster to the nail salon last Saturday!
Sportster by RDawg505 September 11, 2022