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14.
Spoop is a when a teacher says a dumb thing
My teacher made a spoop when he got ho and hoe mixed up.
by Martini November 03, 2003
 
1.
a combination of the words "speed" and "poop," together meaning a quick poop.
Thank god it was a spoop, or else I would have been late to the meeting.
by Worksworth March 16, 2011
 
2.
When one person (the little spoon) defecates into the lap of another (the big spoon) while engaging in the act of spooning.
Big Pete immediately vomited after some fat chick spooped in his lap.
by Robert E June 12, 2008
 
3.
when one spanks the monkeywhile simultaneously sinking a battleship. see pulp fiction before the guy misses all six shots
is he shitting?
i think hes beating off.
maybe its both?
WHO SPOOPS!?
by hewhospoopsnot June 28, 2006
 
4.
When acid shoots out of your abdomen. This disease is uncontrollable and has hit over 659 trillion Americans (only) and hasn't even hit Europe yet.
"Yo john has the spoops.. Stay away..."

(John) *acid shoots everywhere. Everyone dies. And John*
by Dr. Ãmbah, Tmac November 29, 2013
 
5.
the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping
Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!
by shell hunter March 06, 2013
 
6.
A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.
Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.
by Angel Spawn June 30, 2010
 
7.
The gelatinous mixure of semen, and feces.
I observed Alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating Dick up the rectum, which caused a coating of spoop on his penis, all the while Dick was performing fellatio upon T.J.
by Linda Lou May 20, 2004