Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.
by Daniel Samani August 9, 2019
An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.
by Jsgsw3 July 30, 2014
by Lanaxreece July 8, 2018
When something is found to be weird or trippy usually by someone who is on a lot of drugs.
Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)
You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.
Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)
You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.
Seriously, why is eveyrone in this club wearing glasses...I'm spooning out so much
Stop being such a spooner, Janey
That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.
Stop being such a spooner, Janey
That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.
by Elizaaaaaaaa December 23, 2008
by Camz600 October 26, 2020
An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to have many pussy like characteristics so is also known as a PUSSY.
by Jsgsw3 July 30, 2014
A satisfying, comforting feeling that arises when, two or more elements fit together perfectly, or a cavity is filled completely by an inversely proportionate object.
Two people lying in bed, their bodies perfectly aligned, one slightly smaller cupped into the curve of the other. That's spoony.
by Spoony Spoonerson February 14, 2006