Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.

Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.

Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com

when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.

spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013

Spoonlicker 

A woman who licks the head of a penis. It is so called because a penis is somewhat shaped like a spoon, and when women perform fellatio on a man, they lick his penis, hence the term spoonlicker.

You know that girl, dawg? Well, she's a freaking spoonlicker. She sucks dick all the time. She can't help herself at all!

Spoonlicker by Spencer Silas August 31, 2022

spoonlicker 

One who licks spoons in a chinese resturant to see if they wash the silverware if you don't unwrap it from it's casing.

"Cameron is such a spoonlicker!"

spoonlicker by Denny Buttcrack February 15, 2008

Spoonlicker 

Usually a girl with a sort of exotic name like Peri. She’ll send snapchats of herself to her crush in order to subconsciously send him hint of what she wants to do to his cock.

Peri is a spoonlicker. All she does is send pictures of her licking spoons.

Spoonlicker by totallynotcarson123 June 3, 2019

SpoonLicker 

A person who is very lazy and has very very slow replies to texts and other social media's

*Faye sent message 4 hours ago*
*Faye to Luke* 'Luke you're a fucking SpoonLicker

SpoonLicker by DIRTYFATJOKES June 17, 2019