spoonfuck 

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Spoondock Saints 

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints

Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.

Spoondock Saints by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

Spoonokin 

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking simultaneously.

The act of spooning your significant other, pillow, object, and poking it/them at the same time.

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking, spoonokin!

Spooning+poking=Spoonokin!

"OMG did you guys feel that earthquake last night?!?!"

"Earthquake?..what earthquake? ...I was spoonokin!

"I didn't feel that 5.5 magnitude earthquake because I was spoonokin!!!"

"Wow that must of been some serious spoonokin!!!"
"It sure was!!"

"Got spoonokin?!?"

"Spoonokin a me?!?!"

Spoonokin by Spoonokin March 31, 2010

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

spincock 

An animation of a spinning cock. Spinning cocks are more common than you might think.
See 4chan

/b/-"SPINCOCK" IS PRETTY FUCKING SPINCOCK, JUST FYI

spincock by Jarvy February 9, 2005

spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com

when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.

spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

Spoon cock by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007