A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.
by gmonk March 12, 2003