Spongered

To get slapped with something long, hard, and wet

I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.

by Spongered March 18, 2020

Sponger

A slur against Jewish people.

I'm so sick of people calling me a sponger just because I'm Jewish

by tommy97 May 14, 2020

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V March 11, 2016

Sponger

A person or persons engaged in the lucrative surreptitious obfuscation and exploitation of adjacent and strategically arranged holders of title or property. Among the natural kingdom the predator and the parasite both share the qualities of a sponger.

I've returned from work to find my home in a state of disarray and bedlam, only too blame are my sponger inlaws and they're incessant persistence.

by Mrstuffandthings February 24, 2019

Sponger

Someone who uses a sponge to clean their dishes because they lack common knowledge.

Sarah: Yuck! You're using a sponge? You sponger!

by thucool4you December 16, 2019