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2.
A wet spud. Useful for throwing.
A threw a splud at Stan's head yesterday, it squelched.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005
 
1.
An old British exclamation. A shortening of "god's blood." Similar to streuth which is an abbreviation of "god's truth."
Oh splud I just shot my brother!
by patchinindia March 05, 2009