Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

slowding 

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.

The computer is slowding.

slowding by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007

extreme snooding 

When a guy takes the snood fashion to the next level by wearing snoods all the time or wearing a snood that has excessive fabric around the neck.

An extreme snood could also be a very low cut snood where the fabric hangs unnecessarily low exposing a large area of the neck and chest.

Mate, did you see Dave last night? He was extreme snooding.

Guys have you checked out that guy over there? Talk about extreme snooding.

Do you remember the last guy i dated? He did some extreme snooding.

extreme snooding by jigga ho January 9, 2011

Splooting 

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

Splooting by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

Sloading 

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

Sloading by Grebmops January 18, 2007

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

Drive by Splooging by YES! October 22, 2004