squify splify

a badly rolled joint with manky weed inside.

Bomqueque: "Oh mate, that joint was squify splify

by Smack'ead Steve January 11, 2024

Put in a spliff

killed/dead

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)

by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining

Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!

by Ardley April 30, 2008

Skype Spliff

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Put in a spliff

It means to kill someone

Gb got put in a spliff
Incog got put in a spliff

by Iputmydickinabagofdoritos December 21, 2019

spliffedelic

1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.

The doobie we smoked was spliffedelic!

by Cavemn July 24, 2006

Spliff O'Clock

Whenever it's time to roll a spliff.

Right, it's fuckin spliff O'Clock, wheres my ganja?

by Lukey Dread Boy May 24, 2007