A splichal is a common brand of hipster who insists that he is not fully immersed in the hipster culture, despite glaring evidence otherwise.

He will, at length, purport his non-hipster affinities while smoking obscure cigarettes, searching the internet for pictures of ironic gay porn and complaining about overtly corporate centrifuge that is the music industry today.
We can't take him to any bar without at least 10 selections of imported beer... What a splichal!
by TG420 August 10, 2010
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