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Facial Spelunking 

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.
Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."
Facial Spelunking by liveMike June 19, 2008

urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.
I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.
urban spelunking by Digby February 26, 2003

Mancave spelunking 

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...

spejunking 

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.
I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.
spejunking by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010
The act of sliding down a chair until you're laying down with your butt hanging off.
He enjoyed slunking in his chair. She slunked so hard she fell out of her chair.
Slunking by Lexiiiie January 3, 2018

shelunking 

Similar to spelunking (cave exploration). Exploring the dark crevices of a woman’s nether regions.
Dude I was shelunking on Broomhilda last night and I think I sprained my tongue.
shelunking by The turd abibes August 27, 2021