a spleenus is what chavs and other retarded stereotypes say when they arn't sure whether they are refering to their spleen or penis
"ouch my spleenus hurts!"
by bunnibob May 19, 2009
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when your spleen is one of the following.
yeetus.
beanus
Jimbo: my spleen feels like a bean
Bimjo: YOU HAVE SPLEENUS
by pseudonymbut not July 17, 2023
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