The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.
1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"
2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"
2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"
by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 8, 2009
Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020