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spit on your brother 

A day you spit on your brother πŸ₯° ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!
Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

Spit Brothers 

- a bond made by 2 or more bros , obtained by frenching with the same girl and thus trading each other's spit
' damn u hooked up w Sarah? bro I made out w her in the 9th grade, we're spit brothers now
Spit Brothers by mushypoos May 5, 2018

Shitbrothers 

Julian: Lahey, I know shit about you and you know shit about me. That makes us shitbrothers.
Shitbrothers by Uncle Tony P. April 7, 2009