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Your catch rag that you turn to after a lonely night of jacking off five times. Never washed, it is discarded only after it has become too stiff and jagged that it causes brutal injury when fornicated with.
Cheryl vomited when she found Jake's spirit rag. He said he wouldn't have one if she swallowed more often.
by Boner Binker October 25, 2006

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