A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.