a common colloquial term relative to "drunk" or "hammered" heard at the UMass campus. Often used in adjective form. Rumored to be part of the UMass hipster/queer movement. Note on pronunciation, the 'p' is silent as in pterodactyl. This gives evidence towards the resident movement of hipsters and queers in Western Massachusetts. Does not carry a sexual connotation, only that of inebriation.
"Dude I was spinach ptitted last night"
"lets get ptitted"