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a common colloquial term relative to "drunk" or "hammered" heard at the UMass campus. Often used in adjective form. Rumored to be part of the UMass hipster/queer movement. Note on pronunciation, the 'p' is silent as in pterodactyl. This gives evidence towards the resident movement of hipsters and queers in Western Massachusetts. Does not carry a sexual connotation, only that of inebriation.
"Dude I was spinach ptitted last night"

"lets get ptitted"
by beanrean October 06, 2011