A person, usually a dude, who has never had anyone tell them that they aren't funny. They continually spit out little jokes in any converstion, regardless of who they may be interrupting, as long as they get a few laughs. What happens when they don't get laughs? They're up and running in a matter of seconds to try to make up for it... To fix a sphinctor boy, just wait until he has one of those "rare" jokes where nobody chuckles, then call him out and embarrass him in front of whoever is around. This can fetch varied results, but usually shuts the person up for 3 to 5 days. Sphinctor boys are becoming more and more abundant, and it's becoming harder to pick them out by how they look. Be sure that you give potential sphinctor boys three strikes, because lets face it, everyone gets excited sometimes. After that, though, they are fair game for a good old fashioned shut the fuck up.

Teacher/Professor: Ok class, today kicks off the first day of our American history chapter. (Sphinctor boy, we'll say Chad..) Chad, take that hat off please.

Chad (Sphinctor boy): Hey guys, look! It's me, Uncle Sam! And I WANT YOU!!! Hahaha, get it? I WANT YOU!!!...it's what Uncle Sam says!! Good times...good times....

Girl who feels awkward so she giggles: hehehe

sphinctor boy by Chad??? September 20, 2007

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Sphincter dag boy

The type of person who will take sucking up to another level,really working their tongue around the sphincter making sure there are no dags to be seen.Always done for personal gain like getting a promotion or pay increase.These cunts pretend to be a nice then fuck you over.

I thought old mate was a trust worthy work mate but he is just a dirty old sphincter dag boy.

Sphincter dag boy by Ragnar Loddbrok October 23, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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