spermunity 

A developed immunity to sperm caused by intercourse.

"Are you using birth control?"
"Nah, I got spermunity now so we cool."

spermunity by Lizzie Knox May 7, 2007

Spermuginate 

1. To Release sperm under someones brow.....directly into their eyes

2. the act of having sex underneath someones bed while they are sleeping in it....(note the sex-ie is not the one sleeping)

3. When a person aptly named T.L.C. sperms under M.C. Hammer's belly flap

4. A Random Word to say if you have nothing else to say...

T.L.C. , Why don't Your GO and Spermuginate M.C. Hammer!!!!

Oh Fuck..*blank stare*.........SPURMUGINATE! (definition 4)

Spermuginate by Random Annoyed Friend June 9, 2009

spermazoid 

Damaged offspring. Who later matures and tries to rule its creater.

a spermazoid is a living gremlin. Piss the offsping off or manage house other then their way "spermazoids turned from f**ked up preportating RUSSEL BRands into a germlins trying to take over the world."

Teen pregnacies : a friend of mine had four childern back to back. Each child is a teen prenacy oldest 17,second 15, third 17, fourth 15. Her first two child had the first three grandchildern 2007 and 2008. the second set of only two grand childern came in aug 2010 and 2011. She now has five grandchildern, oldest child is 22.They all still live at home. She saids " I love um but i cant f**king stand those spermazoids, they mutated right before my very eyes."

spermazoid by SUPER_MOM_TUTTI_NYC April 27, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012