Speed

Lightning McQueen

"I am speed"
-Lightning McMqueen

by ChickenOfAges April 23, 2019

Speed

When calling someone sped is an understatement.

Use only for sped overlords

Sped is a light word Nils, the man is literally speed

by LittleBuddy2002 November 1, 2019

speeding

having sex whilst the female partner is having her time of the month. "Speeding thru a red light"

Boy: Lets get it on,
Girl: Can't, its my time of the month,
Boy: it's fine, we can go speeding!

by paul chan May 8, 2006

Speed Chamber

A damp reinforced room typically located in a dark and dilapidated basement that houses and stores Mongolian child sex slaves (usually seven) for sacred rituals in Feridon's name.

"Trust me, a speed chamber can never be too reinforced. You don't want those little sex slaves to have any hope of escape."

by Feridon Hamidi March 18, 2019

at the speed of laughs

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2017

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

Speed Packer

A speed packer is a packer who can say multiple jokes and words quickly in a short amount of time. Nonstop packing.

"I couldn't even get my joke in because he's a speed packer, I couldn't say my jokes as fast as he did!"

by thethizzkid December 13, 2020