spaz naught Share definition Flag A mixture of spastic and astronaught meaning a person that has trouble coordinating and who's brain is in 'outer space'. Tell that 'Spaz Naught' that we don't want to advertise in the Daily Knob Jockey Review!! spaz naught by Sea Eagle August 15, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the spaz naught mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch