Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.
It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.
by boltonoutlaw January 2, 2008
Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they might resemble one of the Village People.
It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.
by Bolton Outlaw January 16, 2008