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Rough translation:
Well the other day I was eating some tacos at the park when suddenly this guy
started yelling at me, and he was like "Hey man! What is happening with your street friends?" And I was like "Wtf bitch? Rufflmao!"
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May this be the most confusing language to ever exist.