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Spagetteeeeeeeeeeeeee

spaghetti but spelled really lazy and bad
Anna: what do you want for dinner?

David: I want SPAGETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

did you-a touch-a my spagette 

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)
:] :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

:] : OHNO

Spagettisize 

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay

Spagettisize 

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay

spaghetterth 

like spaghetti, but older and more English.
Damnation, brother! Doth spaghetterth doest smell good.

spaghettistilinski

a really swag tiktok account that shows how much they love fictional characters
can spaghettistilinski crush on real people?

no. no they cannot.