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spacedock 

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
spacedock by nbiz September 20, 2005
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Spacebooking 

flippin between myspace and facebook.
I'm spacebooking tonight, playing mafia at both myspace and facebook.
Spacebooking by samiam6977 August 29, 2009
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spacedock 

The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.
Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.
spacedock by IndomitableSnowman March 13, 2010

spacedocking

the act of crapping in a woman's vagina, thereby filling it with feces
The spacedocking Kirk gave Allyson on Saturday night was massive and warm.
spacedocking by TCgo September 20, 2008

spacebooking 

checking or being on myspace and facebook at the same time
guy 1: hey chad, what are you doing?

chad: im spacebooking, i have new comments and new notifications, at the same time!
spacebooking by Romagic March 31, 2008

Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.
"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."

Spacedock 

To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
Spacedock by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006