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Defined as the process of freezing one's own excrement, then proceeding to insert in one's orifice, in an attempt to gain satisfaction.

Emenating from the hallowed cloisters of Gonville and Caius Collge, Cambridge
"After a long, hard day's work, Agnes liked nothing better than to spacetalk herself to sleep."
by Burtybassett June 23, 2004