1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."

2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013

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