South Windsor High School 

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.

student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo

South Windsor High School by CtDude7 January 19, 2012

South Windsor 

A medium sized suburban town located near Hartford that everyone complains about when really it's not such a bad place. It's just you fuckers who keep complaining about it and making it a worse place by being the trouble you're fucking whining about. Also everyone is a wigger.

yo niqqa dis town suks cant wait 2 get out of south windsor im only 13 tho

Shut the fuck up you make me cringe.

South Windsor by CosmosisJones May 18, 2011

south windsor 

a boring, judgemental town where soccer mom's gossip while their kids are at the playground getting stoned. kind of like the town in desperate housewives.

you live in such a south windsor

south windsor by ishkaninainanaa October 16, 2008

South Windsor 

A relatively small down in CT that everyone complains about while living in but misses once they’re gone. South Windsor might not have much, but what it has is just enough. Anyone who lives here can say they’re privileged; this town is a blessing.

I’m from South Windsor, CT.

South Windsor by skeojndisnel February 9, 2018

South Windsor High School 

A high school in South Windsor, CT, which is supposed to be a “rich town” but yet the funding for schools suck. The school is literally falling apart and the bathroom sinks are still the ones from the 90s. The student parking lot contains cars nicer than the faculty’s yet most of the kids are dumb as shit and will never be able to get into a good college. Almost everyone is high in fact people have gotten suspended for smoking weed in the bathrooms (who’s dumb enough to do that at school that shits stank). The guys are douchebags and not even that pretty tbh and all he girls are fake hoes. Some teachers are ok but most are bitches too, especially the female associate principle (fuck u ms h). The sports teams suck, except for like 2 of the girls teams and the cafeteria food literally makes people gag. do not recommend attending.

“yo you know that school south windsor high school?”
“yea my friend goes there heard it’s ass”
“lmfao everyone is always fucked there”

South Windsor High School by BitchyMcBitchface December 17, 2018