south park

a religion practiced by prophets Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

conflict of good (followers of Eric) and evil (followers of Kyle) is an important aspect of this religion.

Les Claypool
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time

Stan and Kyle
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Les
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Cartman
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"

Les
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

Kenny
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!

Les
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine

south park by the other Eric Cartman July 22, 2015

Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

Craig Tucker(South Park) by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

South Park

Probaby the funniest shit known to man or beast.

John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.

South Park by Ainolketta February 19, 2005

South Park

the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: Oh, Im sorry, Im sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was *gets out loudspeaker* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

South Park by Julie October 10, 2004

South Park

A show that makes fun of societys ignorance

Man,South Park was so true yesterday

South Park by South Park Fan August 6, 2003

South Park

easily the funniest show/movie ever made

Cartman - Nooo kitty that's my pot pie!
Kitty - Meow...
Cartman - NOOO BAD KITTY BA- MOOOOOOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!
Carman's Mom - Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman - .......what?

South Park by Phishr January 17, 2005

South Park

One of the best shows on tv ever.

Hey, lets watch the south park, it the one where Cartman finds out that is dad is actually his mom.

South Park by Bon Chez July 13, 2003