stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Sorthener 

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.

Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!

Sorthener by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

The Marching Southerners

God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.

Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN

The Marching Southerners by melloGirl December 18, 2012

North-Southers

Trousers of style which obediently hold a crease in the correct (North - South)plane.

That young woman in Radiotherapy had on some great North-Southers!

North-Southers by Vera Richardson March 27, 2009

Dumb Southerner 

What Donald Trump really thinks of his base as.

Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."

Dumb Southerner by yourmamatoo September 5, 2018

Southerner 

One who identifies with Southern culture and/or customs

John Whelchel is a southerner

Southerner by WhatI'lldotoberight December 31, 2008

southerner 

A Southerner is someone born south of the Mason Dixon line and North of I-10 in Florida. Most of Florida is no longer part of the south as was long ago infiltrated by non-southerners called Snow Birds, as well as Yankees looking to make a buck and immigrants from Spanish speaking countries.

Southerners will always offer food and drink to visitors and invite you to every backyard bar b que, fish fry, or bon fire. If you visit, you will always be offered Beer, Sweet Tea or a Coca Cola. True southerners only drink Coke, never Pepsi. Pepsi is sacrilegious in the south. To turn down an offering of food or drink in the south is considered an insult.

Southerners are very polite and friendly until you take some action or make some comment that you perceive will go over their head as a subtle insult. . The point being, don't underestimate the intelligence of a southerner, you risk having your ass cussed out in front of the whole world.

A true Southerner never drinks Pepsi, only Coke.

southerner by Saudera June 27, 2016