South Dakota Hot 

South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.

If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.

South Dakota Hot by Stout Man March 15, 2013

South Dakota Bottle Rocket 

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

South Dakota Bottle Rocket by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011

South Dakota Snowblower 

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

South Dakota Snowblower by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021

South Dakota Martini 

An American adjunct lager with green olives.

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.

South Dakota Martini by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017

South Dakota Pancake

When it is really hot out and you're having sex and you cum on your girls stomach and you jump on her and stay on her until it is like a pancake then you eat it.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried a South Dakota Pancake
Guy 2: Yeah it is so good

South Dakota Pancake by swagbro420 July 11, 2014

The South Dakota Shuck 

The South Dakota Shuck is a technique for masturbating horses or well hung men where you give the penis a gentle indian burn while moving your hands up and down the shaft. this was revolutionized by Anderson in the year 2000.

We weren't sure he would get the salty horse cum but then Anderson used the south dakota shuck and got a faceful of horsey love.

The South Dakota Shuck by gene_horse_lover September 29, 2007

Pierre South Dakota 

a very small comunity in south dakota, witch also serves as the state capitol. there isnt much to do here,alot of people drink and smoke marijuanna.also here are cops who like to flip cars by hiting them a block away from the school.one of the major highlights of this town is,walmart

pierre south dakota is rather booring....but oh wait there's wallmart!!!

Pierre South Dakota by Mel LeVeque May 2, 2008