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Swear to fucking god. As in, I swear that actually happened.
Guy 1: Kevin fucked my sister?
Guy 2: STFG
STFG by KITTYGAL0RE August 31, 2010
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(I) Swear To Fucking God
"Is Drarry Real?"
"I STFG It is!"
STFG by Potteratthedisco June 24, 2016
1) swear to fucking God. When a person has had either enough of what you have said or it's so funny that they can't put it in words.
2) shot the fucking goat. Do t know how to describe this one. I guess its exactly as it sounds. Usually will here this from your cousin John that lives on the pasture with the rest of the farm hands.
Girl: Hey I (1) stfg. You better not have done it.
Guy: what I just (2) stfg.
Girl: that was my vegan cousin John. I'm calling the cops!
Guy: Crap that's sad. Alexa play ]Despacito].
Stfg by Blocko Voodie July 28, 2018
Search the fucking google:
Used when someone asks about stupid things that can found with google easily.
-hey, where can i find metallica lyrics?
-STFG
stfg by Psysoul September 23, 2005
Adam did she sotlg last night?
Sotlg by JuiceTheHard”r” January 11, 2020

sotogrande

A small joint in southern Spain where rich bastards live
The rich cunt lives in sotogrande the bastard
sotogrande by Haydon December 24, 2019