sorrriiieee

a fake apology with no real sense of remorse attached to it. the word is used by a member of society whose strange behavior speaks louder than words, yet when he speaks he cannot express himself in a sincere manner. his apology is often unwarranted and unnecessary thus creating a moment of awkwardness that is excruciating and inescapable.

John: I know it's raining pretty hard outside but we're going to let you use the new softballs"
Sweetser: Oh, no! Your ball is gonna get all wet...sorrriiieee!

by Lobster Bob Dogg May 11, 2010