Sophistified 

1. Someone that has had sex with or been educated by a person named Sophi. See Unsophistified

Not to be confused with Sofistified

Sophi taught me a few new words last night while we were having sex; I feel so Sophistified!

Sophistified by Unsophistified November 24, 2011

Sophistifaded. 

When someone gets all sophisticated on your ass when your both high/faded.

John: Man i am so high
Jack: dude, did you know A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
John: STFU jack.

Jorge: what the fuck is up with Jack?
John: he's sophistifaded.

Sophistifaded. by jA-everyday August 10, 2009

sophistifaded 

A state of mind so chemically altered, twacked, thrashed up and sleep deprived that ones self and fellow on-lookers would be led to believe that one has lost all touch with reality, yet one is completely and utterly aware, on point, and charismatic and this is brilliantly showcased through each flawless thought stream, every epic verbal diatribe, and an infinite series of highly tactical maneuvers performed with fluidity and grace.

Sam: "You have been partying for a while Jack, but you seem hella on point with no signs of slowing down!"

Jack: "Obviously. Im Sophistifaded... Wanna drive cross country?"

Sam: "Only if you are driving."
Jack: "Obviously"

sophistifaded by Urbannozzler June 14, 2010

Sofistified 

1. Being punched to the point where your face is made to look more sophisticated.

That guy was so dumb looking I punched his face until it was sofistified I felt I could learn from it.

Sofistified by Unsophistified November 24, 2011

Sophistifaded 

Act of being tremendously inebriated yet maintaining coherence, competence, and fine motor skills.

Person 1: “Yo man, you killed that entire 5th of Jack. Are you sure you’re good to drive?”
Person 2: “Thank you for your consideration, but that fat rail of blow has me feeling quite sophistifaded.”

Sophistifaded by Balakay777 July 24, 2019