Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
From the 60's/70's British puppet show
Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 8, 2005
the act of double-fisting.
note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).
this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).
author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).
this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).
author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.
Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"
Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."
by princess pokey May 4, 2011