National punch someone in the ball’s day

Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.

Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day

National punch someone in the ball’s day by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019

kick someone in the dick day

National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO

Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!

kick someone in the dick day by Boom banger October 11, 2020

Putting someone in third gear 

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car

Putting someone in third gear by Bigger men than yours April 11, 2022

911 there's someone in my bed 

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

911 there's someone in my bed by im a very person so yeah January 21, 2021

There is someone in my house 

Help

Help there is someone in my house right now about our kill me

There is someone in my house by Elimijo March 20, 2022

It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

According to Urban Dictionary, everything.

Handlebar Congo- It's when you fuck someone in the clit.

It's when you fuck someone in the clit. by Gendan July 29, 2008

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word 

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021