Top Definition
a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"
Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.
by MmongerT February 11, 2014
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