Soft Dickin

When a man gets soo drunk that he can't obtain an erection, yet still attempts to have sex

Last night i was soft dickin, i was soo hammered

by MercbeGee August 15, 2008

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 19, 2020